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[deathboss]

> For whatever reason, Eikichi is not available right now.

> Are you going to leave him a message or mail?

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Text | UN; Joker

[crimeboy]

You needed to speak to me?

[deathboss]

[He stares at this a few seconds before typing a very reasonable answer.]

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?!

[crimeboy]

Joker. You can read, can't you?

A friend of mine told me you had something to tell me.

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[deathboss]

EXCUSE ME THE HELL FOR NOT FINDING THIS FUNNY IN ANY FUCKING WAY. WHY THE SHIT WOULD SOMEONE NAMED JOKER CONTACT ME.

[He is angrily screaming this as he is typing this. He doesn't even bother reading the second part of this. Oh god he's gonna bust a vein on his forehead from being this angry.]

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[motorcycle_noises]

[ Another user has joined this conversation! ]

Who the hell is this?!

[crimeboy]

Still Joker.

If I was planning on giving you another name, I would not have contacted you through these means, so. Maybe we could move past that?

[motorcycle_noises]

That name's an extremely unfortunate coincidence. You'll have to forgive us for having negative associations.

[deathboss]

YEAH WHAT HE SAID!!!

[crimeboy]

I wonder how coincidental it can be. Between Persona Users, very little seems to be coincidence. Still, I don't know you guys, so if you think I'm someone you know, you are probably wrong.

Anyway, a loud blond friend of mine said you had something you wanted to tell me about our world?

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[lempereur]

There is a man from our world who is a fan of yours. You were in a band, is that right?

text;

[deathboss]

What.

text;

[lempereur]

"Gas Chamber?"

Maybe it's just a coincidence.

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[deathboss]

Yeah that's the name of my Band but we....

[deathboss]

Are you saying we got famous in your future?!

[!!!!!]

[lempereur]

I'd never heard of you until we met, but you must have enjoyed some moderate success, at least. He knew you by name.

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[deathboss]

[PLEASE HOLD....RESTARTING...]

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[deathboss]

OH MY GODS?! Like...you ain't pulling my leg right?!?!

[lempereur]

Why would I lie?

[motorcycle_noises]

Found the fan.
His name is Adachi Tohru and he's running for Ambassador.

[deathboss]

!!!!

OMG OMG!!!


Wait why didn't you just tell me are you secretly trying to make me do exercise wow. And I ran out while you were speaking to a fan!

[Their only fan.]

[motorcycle_noises]

Not my fault you didn't have your phone on you.
Get back here.

[deathboss]

Oh boy...how the hell do I even greet him? I already knew his name I just had no idea you were speaking to him...

[He always wanted fans. Now that he has someone that's almost twice his age he's kinda unsure how to react???]

[motorcycle_noises]

Just say "hi."

[deathboss]

Wow thanks, I knew I could count on you.

[motorcycle_noises]

Any time.