LIKE A BAWSS

[deathboss]

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Mr. Mishina, thanks for coming to your guidance counseling.
No prob.
So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the Boss.
Well, so take us through a day in the life of, "The Boss".
Well the first thing I do is--

Put in my makeup (like a Boss)
Go to school (like a Boss)
Beat up punks (like a Boss)
Start a band (like a Boss)
Get my rival (like a Boss)
Force him to join (like a Boss)
Joker game (like a Boss)
What the hell (like a Boss)

Shit it works (like a Boss)
Shadow Friends (like a Boss)
Manly tears (like a Boss)
Form a group (like a Boss)
Have adventures (like a Boss)
Stop the Joker (like a Boss)
All these masks (like a Boss)
All these bombs (like a Boss)

Older girl (like a Boss)
Start crying (like a Boss)
What the fuck (like a Boss)
Repressed memories? (like a Boss)
Get some weapons (like a Boss)
Guitar case (like a Boss)
Oh hell, this is some serious shit, Ta-chan!

Stop a fire (like a Boss)
Ride zeppelins (like a Boss)
Maya flying (like a Boss)
We're all doomed (like a Boss)
Crash in water (like a Boss)
Skip some plot (like a Boss)
Hey it's Hitler (like a Boss)
Get some skulls (like a Boss)

Fight own Shadow (like a Boss)
Kiss my girl (like a Boss)
Can't do her now (like a Boss)
Beat up Hitler (like a Boss)
Shit it's a god (like a Boss)
Maya's pierced (like a Boss)
All for nothing (like a Boss)
Earth is doomed (like a Boss)
Cry like a baby (like a Boss)
Forget everything (like a Boss)

Uh huh. So that's an... average day for you then.
No doubt.
You fight Hitler and then you reboot the world.
Hell yeah.
And I think at one point there you said something about crying like a baby?
Nope.
Actually, I'm pretty sure you did.
Nah, that ain't me.
OK, well this has been eye-opening for me.
I'm the Boss.
Ya, I know, I got that. You said it about 400 times.
I'm the Boss.
Ya, ya, I got it.
I'm the Boss.
No, I heard you, see you later!
(like a Boss)